SNIPER: SPECIAL OPS (2016) Is Just The Kind Of Action Movie for People Who Hate Themselves
Sniper: Special Ops is the the action roller-coaster that teams up Van Damme and Seagal for the first and only time! But it’s not Jean Claude Van Damme, it’s actually Rob Van Dam from the WWE. And it’s not the Seagal who snaps necks and throws guys through walls, it’s actually the Seagal who sits in chairs and mumbles his lines. And the roller-coaster is actually one of those baby coasters for kids too short to ride real roller-coasters. Sniper: Special Ops isn’t so much a bad movie as it’s an insult to action movie fans. RVD and Seagal play soldiers in Afghanistan who have been sent in to retrieve a high value hostage from vaguely Taliban-like bad guys. Seagal is sitting in a perch with his spotter while RVD is on the ground awkwardly handling his M4 rifle. Naturally, all hell breaks loose and the guys on the ground have […]