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Lee Golden

Native New Yorker. Been writing for a long time now, and I enjoy what I do. Be nice to me!

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  1. Anonymous
    March 25, 2015 @ 2:45 am

    Man, talk about shitty acting, cheap looking costumes, a fake looking set, air soft weapons, bad lighting and editing. At times we only see half of the characters on screen where they get cutoff and the camera shakes. This seems to have a budget lower than an episode of Alf (and it shows) and it takes itself way too seriously. I don't remember the Punisher ever being a skinny bald Vin Diesel lookalike (the fact that cosplay fans go too far more lengths to look like the characters they've dressed up as is pretty sad when compared to this guy), or being enemies with Elektra (why is she even there in the first place?), and throwing lame predictable high school death threats at each other.

    Comic book writer Garth Ennis never resorted to this type level of writing when he wrote them in 2003. He didn't resort to them trying to out tough each other. Hell, the fake looking Punisher was getting his ass handed to him by a dumbass punk for a second there. The cheap looking fight between the Punisher and Elektra seems to only be there just for the sake of it. Because we can't have two known comic book characters on screen together without a meaningless fight scene…

    If this is the Punisher…
    Then where's his black slicked back hair?
    Where are his muscles? (he's 6'2 and 200 lbs)
    Where's his body armor?
    Where's all his weapons and combat gear?
    Where's his military style training when it comes to moving around and firing a gun? Because this is just a half ass attempt at that. Pretty unprofessional from someone who's suppose to be a military veteran. Baichoo was not a very convincing Punisher here in the slightest, his expressions look dumb and his acting, which sounds like a Karl Urban's impression of Dredd, is just awful.

    The main problem with this is from most of the people who worked on it. Looking at Behind the Scenes on Youtube, you can clearly see there just a bunch of fan boys who think too much of themselves and they can't get past all there idiotic teenage like nostalgia they have for this character. This was clearly made for mindless teens and 20 year olds.

    There's nothing that this guy has done that impresses me at all. He and the rest clearly needs a lot more practice in filming, lighting, editing, writing, and acting. He needs to know when to be in front of the camera and when to take himself off. He should have done the smart thing and hired a writer or writers who have more experience at this type of storytelling and someone who looked more like the character. Instead he just thinks he can do it all himself… he clearly can't.

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    • Jason A.
      March 25, 2015 @ 12:34 pm

      You sound like a bit of an asshole, 1290ad. Thanks for watching.

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  2. Shawn Baichoo
    March 25, 2015 @ 2:19 pm

    Come on now Jason A., there's no need for name calling! 1290ad is clearly a well-educated cinephile with a deep knowledge and understanding of the finer points of filmmaking, choreography, comic books, writing, editing, acting and production (I also think he was one of the producers on the beloved TV show ALF). You can't fault the guy for telling it like it is. We obviously failed utterly in producing something of ANY value whatsoever, and he was brave enough to step forward and call us on our bullshit. I, for one, applaud his bravery!
    Far too many people have lied to us, telling us they loved the film, loved the essence of the character, the fights, the narration, etc. When Gerry Conway (the creator of The Punisher) wrote to us to tell us he really enjoyed our film, I always suspected he was full of shit. Now we know for sure. 1290ad has shed the light of truth on the LIE we're propagating. Still don't believe me Jason A.?
    Check out these FACTS (courtesy of 1290ad's courteous yet incisive and well-worded message):
    -The Punisher has hair. I don't have hair. The Punisher's hair is a core factor of the character, and very important to his crime-fighting (also, people never shave their heads, ever). Therefore, this portrayal is bullshit.
    -The Punisher is 6'2" and 200 lbs. I am 5'10" and 165 lbs. We're not the same height OR weight. You can only be a vigilante who mostly uses guns and advanced combat training to take out his enemies if you're over 6' tall. Therefore, this portrayal is bullshit.
    -The Punisher sometimes wears body armour. Sometimes he doesn't (grey spandex suit anyone?). 1290ad clearly thought fake Punisher should have been wearing body armour. No one in production thought to check with him first. Therefore, this portrayal is bullshit.
    -The Punisher usually carries assault rifles, shoguns, pistols, knives, grenades, and various other weapons. In our shitty film, he only carries an assault rifle, a shotgun, a pistol, a knife and a grenade (no other weapons). Therefore, our portrayal is bullshit.

    Furthermore, he actually took the time to constructively criticize all the aspects that are lacking in our film. These are things we can all learn and grow from.
    For my part, I will endeavour to take his insightful advice to heart, and promise to do the following:
    -Stop making fan-films that don't meet the exact expectations of random people I've never met
    -I will quit acting in television, film and commercials, as my expressions look dumb and my acting is just awful. I'll call my agent and tell her to stop accepting booking for all the work I've been getting these past years. No one needs to see my dumb expressions.
    -I will quit working as a voice actor in video games like Assassin's Creed, Watch_Dogs and Deus Ex, as it's been pointed out (rather accurately, I might add) that I sound like a bad imitation of Shawn imitating Punisher imitating Karl Urban imitating Dredd imitating Punisher. No one should have to listen to that.
    -Just to be safe, I'll also quit my hugely successful career in fight choreography, motion capture, stunt fighting, theatre, teaching, coaching, consulting, and related activities, just to be safe. As 1290ad so eloquently pointed out (and I truly do believe he speaks for the masses), nothing I have done has impressed him at all. I can't keep living with that notion. I mean, for God's sake the ENTIRE REASON I became an actor was to impress 1290ad. If I've failed at that… then he's right, I should have spent tens of thousands of dollars to hire all the 'right' people to make the movie HE wanted to see, as opposed to doing a fun project with a bunch of friends to pay homage to a character we all love.

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  3. Shawn Baichoo
    March 25, 2015 @ 2:19 pm

    1290ad obviously paid a lot of money to see our film, Jason A., and now he's pissed that he'll never get that money (or 18 minutes. 18 WHOLE MINUTES!!) back. So don't call him an asshole.
    Someone also obviously held a gun to his head and forced him to watch all of our making-of videos, and that has to be pretty traumatizing too. So I don't blame him for being a little harsh. He's only trying to help, dude.

    And I mean, can you imagine if he was some kind of troll?? Instead of an honest, straightforward, truth-telling filmmaker (he's definitely a filmmaker with many successful films of his own under his belt to be able to so accurately dissect where we went wrong) with perfect grammar? Man, THAT would be harsh.

    So next time you feel like tearing someone down, Jason A., start by looking at yourself.
    And pray that someone like 1290ad is there to put you back on the right path.
    I will leave you to ponder my thoughts, and with these wise words from 1290ad (forgiveness for paraphrasing you, good sir):

    "If you can't do something that meets the expectations of random entitled douchebags on the net, don't try."

    Words to live by.
    Peace!
    (and thanks for watching 1290ad! You're awesome!)

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  4. Jason A.
    March 25, 2015 @ 3:34 pm

    Wow, Shawn, your brave and intelligent defence of 1290ad, I mean MR. 1290ad has completely changed my outlook on things. I'm kind of re-thinking my whole life right now actually. I think I'm going to quit making films too, I clearly don't have that "it" factor despite still possessing a thick, black head of hair (that I sometimes slick back), being an inch-shy of 6-feet, and weighing in at an impressive 215 pounds.

    No, you've convinced me, there is simply no point to anything at all now that we failed to impress 1290ad with our pathetic fan film. Please let me family know that I tried.

    Adieu…

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