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Your Next Viewing: PAINTBALL MASSACRE Massacres With Gory Delight

Some people remember high school as a great time: Maybe they peaked in high school or were just lucky enough to have fit in and not be picked on. Some people had the opposite experience, and still some were somewhere in-between. Yet any number of people in the latter of these categories will still subject themselves to a high school reunion. Reunions are supposed to be these milestone events that you just have to go to, and they are supposed to be such a great time. I myself have fantasized creating some impressive persona a la Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion or giving myself some kind of epic makeover and having one of those classic slow walking down the stairs moments à la She’s All That. Is that just me? What about a more sinister type of reunion experience where you can make the people who made you suffer […]

PAINTBALL MASSACRE Targets US DVD And Digital Next Week From Uncork’d

Lee B. Golden III

Action horror comedy Paintball Massacre is coming next week in North America from Uncork’d Entertainment, and the official trailer is now making the rounds. Our own Christina Ortega Phillips is circling this one as we speak and as such, will have her own review up-and-running in due time. Until then, here’s the gospel: From Uncork’d Entertainment comes the most colorful carnage of 2020, Paintball Massacre on DVD and Digital December 15, 2020. Old school friends go on a paintball trip, miles away from civilization. Things go horribly wrong when they discover a cold-blooded masked killer is among them. Soon the paint is mixed with blood as they fight to survive their school reunion. Katy Brand, Lee Latchford-Evans, Robert Portal, Nicholas Vince, Ian Virgo, Cheryl Burniston, Lockhart Ogilvie, Natasha Killip, Joe Hallett, Nathan Clough, Ryan Winsley, Aoife Smyth, Tony Banham, Brendan Carr, and Paul Holbrook star in a film written by […]

PAINTBALL MASSACRE Trailer: It’s All Fun And Games Until A Class Reunion Turns Into A Deadly Fight For Survival

Christina Ortega

When a group of old friends gets together ten years after high school and head out of town to play a simple game of paintball, things quickly go wrong as they realize there is a killer on the loose. And what else would you expect, given the film’s title?Paintball Massacre is a British dark comedy full of suspense and gore and laughs. Here’s the official synopsis: True British dark comedy horror at its finest. Providing suspense, gore and a few laughs along the way. When a group of old school friends from Mass Acre Prep School are reunited after 10 years, everything is not quite as it seems. An organised paintball trip ran by three smug marshals, led by Marshal Shelley (Katy Brand) puts them in the middle of nowhere, miles away from civilisation. The final game “Capture the fort” does not go according to plan and it is clear […]